February 13, 2005

FORWARDED


( Sari-saring kwento, mga patawa, mga inspirational stories forwarded sa anluwage1@yahoo.com )


PARA SA MGA SOBRANG PIHIKAN

You know, love is just like someone waiting for a bus. When the bus comes, you look at it and you said to yourself "eeee...so full....cannot sit down". So you said to yourself, "I'll wait for the next one". So you let the bus go and waited for the second bus.

Then the second bus came, you looked at it you said , "eeee...this bus so old...surely very uncomfortable one." So you let the bus go and again, decided to wait for the next bus. After a while another bus came, it's not crowded, not old but you said, "eeee... no air-con one...and the weather is so warm, better waitfor the next one". So again you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.

Then the sky started to get dark as it is getting late. You panicked and jump on to the next bus. It is not until much later that you found out that you had boarded on to the wrong bus! ( you dislike it ) So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you want! Even if an aircon bus comes, you can't ensure that the aircon bus won't break down or whether will the aircon be too cold for you? So people...(mostly gals!) wanting to get what you want is not wrong. But it wouldn't hurt to give other people a chance, right?

If you found that the "bus" doesn't suit you just press the red button and get off the bus! (as simple as that!) ( iyon nga lang minsan aabutan ka ng conductor tapos sisingilin ka malaki maski blower laang ang gumagana tapos ang sabinaka aircon. ... hey who said life is fair. the best thing to do is be observant andscrutinize the bus. If it doesn't suit you, get off. But you must always have an extrasomething which you could use for the next bus that comes.

But wait........ I'm sure you have this experience before. You saw a bus coming (the bus you want of course) you flagged it but the driver act blur by pretending not seeing you and zoomed pass you! (waiting for theperfect lady but when you meet her she doesn't see you as the perfect man forher... ka-inis!) Well, and when the bus zoomed pass, what you may have to do is WALK!!! The bottom line is being loved is like waiting for a bus you want. To geton the bus and give the bus a chance depends totally on you. And walking is likebeing out of love!!.... The only good side on it is that you can still choose any bus you want...the rest who couldn't afford to walk would just have to be contented.One more thing....sometimes it better to choose a brand of bus which you are already familiarwith rather than gamblewith a brand that is unfamiliar to you. Life is really fun, don't you agree?

PERO THERE'S ONE BUS THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. THE BUS THAT YOU DON'T HAVETO WAIT FOR...KUSA SYANG HIHINTO AND WILL ASK YOU TO COME OVER AND TAKE A FREE RIDE FORTHE REST OF YOUR TRIP."

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing animperfect person perfectly.".... perfectly for you to love & adore.

from
Art B. Reyes



SAMPUNG UTOS SA PAG-INOM

1.Huwag makulit habang umiinom

2.Huwag matakaw sa pulutan(dahil itoy hindi picnic)

3.Huwag patagalin ang baso(dahil my naghihintay)

4.Huwag uminom ng uminom(bumili ka rin)

5.Uminom ng diretso sa tiyan(huwag sa ulo)

6.Magpaalam kung uuwi na, hind iyung bigla nlang mawawala

7.Magtira ng pamasahe(para hindi maglakad pauwing bahay)

8.Huwag matulog sa harap nginuman kung may tama o lasing na

9.Siguraduhing sa bahay ang uwi kapag lasing na

10.Huwag manakit pag ikaw ay lacng!

from
Oliver Cruz of R. Fernandez St.



JOKE KO'TO

Anak,
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa. Nandito na kami sa Estados Unidos para bantayan ang bagong biling bahay ng kapatid mo. Pero hindi ko maibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng dating nakatira ang address para daw hindi na sila magpalit ng address.

Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa linggong ito,tatlong araw noong unaat apat na araw noong pangalawa.Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad nun nabili ko na shampoo dahil ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi "FOR DRY HAIR" kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa Walmart at magrereklamo ako.

Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ng padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay "YALE", eh aba namalat na ako sa kasisigaw ay hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala nila hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng "YALE", wise yata ito!

Mayroon nga pala akong nabili na magandang jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa "Federal Express" medyo mahal daw dahil mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga butones at inilagay ko na lang sa bulsa ng jacket. Ikabit mo nalang pag dating diyan.

Nagpadala rin ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo, hindi ko na pinirmahan dahil gusto ko na maging anonymous donor. Nakakahiya naman kung ipagkakalat ko pa.Ang kapatid mo palang si Jhun ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na tao sa ilalim niya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa memorial park, okey naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod.

Nakapanganak na rin pala ang ate baby mo, hindi ko pa alam kung babae o lalake kaya hindi ko pa masasabi na kung ikaw ay bagong uncle or auntie. Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.

Love,Papa

p.s. Maglalagay sana ako ng pera, kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope. Next time na lang ha?

from
ADORABLEPENN

2 Comments:

At 8:39 PM, Blogger Tanghalang Anluwage, Inc. said...

hi, sarah! have u found the right bus? hehe! thanks for dropping by. hope u would continue visiting our blog. God bless!

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUS lang un Art! may train at taxi pa naman ah?! Better hop-in or else you'll be riding late hehe... ciao! God bless! -theyin

 

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